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 Posted: Tue Dec 13th, 2005 06:05 am

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This is great!  Thank you for sharing this stuff!:D

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 Posted: Thu Dec 15th, 2005 04:50 am

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It seems a group of leading medical people have published data that
indicates that Seder participants should NOT partake of both chopped liver
and charoses. This combination can lead to charoses of the liver.

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What do you call steaks ordered by 10 Jews?
Filet minyan.

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At our seder, we had whole wheat and bran matzoh, fortified with Metamucil.
The brand name, of course, is "Let My People Go."

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JEWISH JEOPARDY.......We give the answer, you add the question:

A: Midrash
Q: What is a Middle East skin disease?

A: The Gaza Strip
Q: What is an Egyptian Belly Dance?

A: A classroom, a Passover ceremony, and a latke
Q: What is a cheder, a seder, and a tater?

A: Sofer
Q: On what do Jews recline on Passover?

A: Babylon
Q: What does the Rabbi do during some sermons?

A: Kishka, sukkah, and circumcision
Q: What are a gut, a hut, and a cut?


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